A Golden Weekend

Posted by on Aug 18, 2017 in Blog | 0 comments

Imagine my astonishment while walking through the clothing department of a store and suddenly seeing The Golden Girls emblazoned on a T-shirt.  I wanted to immediately bust out singing the well-known theme song but instead grabbed a large and went on my merry way.  I’m almost afraid to wear it as I don’t want to get any marks on it requiring it to be laundered out of fear it may take away some of the color.  Maybe I’ll frame it and look at the work of art ever so often.  Another option would be to buy a replica to wear and get a mannequin to resemble Bea Arthur (since she was always my favorite) then place the immortal T-shirt over the mannequin and keep it in my spare room so whenever I feel like wishing Dorothy were real I could just look at the model and pretend she is.  I might also make cheesecake and bring Dorothy downstairs while sitting her at the kitchen table so I could pretend I’m the fifth roommate then we’d all be having one of our chats.

 

Gotta go to Macy’s now and try to convince the store or other manager on duty to give me one of their dummies.  I may also need to stop by a wig store as most mannequins hairstyles are not silvery white in color.  If the store refuses I may to have to resort to other measures such as removing one from their display and running away with it.  Wish me luck everyone!!!!

 

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